A lot went into making this list and even after it’s completion I’m sure I definitely left out some real zingers. It was really hard putting these in ranking order as many of them are equally excellent, but in the end, I had my reasons for why I liked one over the other. You might disagree with the order, but whatever, it’s still a solid collection of some the best rebuttals ever so everybody wins.
I’ve included the entire list after the break, so wait until the video ends if you want to be surprised. Major props to Aaaron for putting this video together for me.
1) Mac Lethal Vs. Dos Noun (Scribble Jam 2002)
I’ve included the entire Scribble Jam 2002 finals rematch between Mac Lethal and Dos Noun. This battle is relatively unknown to the newer battle fans since the DVD was never ripped onto YouTube, but it’s my favorite Scribble finals ever.
In an earlier round in 2002, Mac Lethal defeated Dos Noun in very thin decision which created lots of controversy. Mac then advanced to the finals and beat Majestik Legend in a very one sided victory. Upon receiving his trophy, he decided that him and Dos Noun should battle once again to really decide who deserves the Scribble victory.
2) Swann Vs. Rhymefest (Scribble Jam 2003)
“I’ve got a 6th sense and all I see is wack people!”
“Hey, I’ve got a few flows
If you had 6 cents you would have some new clothes!”
3) iCON The Mic King Vs. Judas (Brainstorm 2)
*Judas begins rapping in Hebrew*
“That Hebrew shit? That’s a good plan of attack
Now the crowd doesn’t even understand that you’re wack!”
4) Supernatural Vs. Juice (The Wake Up Show Battle)
“Yo, I’ma test ya, J-U Ice is fresher
Who’s the mothafucker that got dropped off Elektra?
I think it’s Supernatural
Didn’t sell a record and that bullshit is actual
Everybody wanna mingle?
Now let’s sing the lyrics to this nigga’s very last single
“……”
I diss him with a poem
Don’t nobody sing ‘em ’cause don’t NOBODY KNOW ‘EM!”
“Loud and clear, these freestyles, I’ll protect ya
You said I was an MC that got dropped off Elektra?
Yo, that was cool, you tried to diss me
But I bought your wax and I used it for a frisbee!”
5) NoCanDo Vs. Franco (Scribble Jam 2007)
“You are what you eat: chicken
Your pussie’s open for the deep dickin’”
“I eat chicken, my hair’s nappy, you happy?
What’s next, you gonna wear a white hood and call me blacky?”
6) Iron Solomon Vs. 9DM (Brainstorm 4)
“He’s a loser
Glasses so thick he can fuckin’ see the future!”
“These are the moments you’d better cherish
I can see the future: it’s you.. going home.. embarassed!”
7) Franco Vs. Kaution (Iron Man)
“You can’t fuck with me, you Dirty Rat copy cat
With your sorry ass Eminem 8 Mile rap”
“I’ve never seen 8 Mile, fuck you!
Kid I’ll be watching Wild Style, Style Wars and Krush Groove”
TheSaurus Vs. Oruku Saki (Tourette’s Without Regrets)
“Damn man, this isn’t my friend
He’s just hopping up here dissing women again”
“You’re a pretend contender
I didn’t mean to diss women, sorry to offend your gender”
9) Mac Lethal Vs. Serum (Scribble Jam 2002)
“Who the fuck is this wack guy?
If bad lyrics deserved punches you’d deserve 2 black eyes!”
“Watch, he don’t look right
THIS IS WHAT I MAKE YOUR MOTHERS ASSHOLE LOOK LIKE!”
10) Illmaculate Vs. H-Bomb (Scribble Jam 2005)
“You take it in the butt, fag
Nice towel, that’s me and your mom’s nut rag”
“I’ll tell you why the fuck I brought this towel stupid
To whipe off your face after my bowel movement..”
11) Iron Solomon Vs. Zeale (Scribble Jam 2005)
“You ain’t got beef with me, step to the stage
This motherfucker’s mad ’cause short people have so much rage”
It’s not ’cause I’m short why I’m so angry
It’s ’cause I fucked the shit out of your mom and the bitch didn’t thank me!”
12) Illmaculate Vs. Mac Mistress (Mind Games 1)
“There’s too much testosterone in this motherfucking building
Let me represent for my motherfucking women”
“You spit wack fucking bars
You’re representing for the women?
Oh! THAT’S what you are!”
13) TheSaurus Vs. Bo-Rat (Scribble Jam 2005)
“He’s wack, this is the 4 time rematch
You used to be hella wack, you’re about to have a relapse”
“Battle me forget it son
We’ve battled 4 times but you never wonSomeone get this geek some health
This is proof history repeats itself!”
14) Wrekonize Vs. Parable (Next 2 Shine)
“I beat you at roast the most, I beat you at ABD
So the money you won at Beyond logically belongs to me”
“You said at ABD you was the one beating me
But I only let that happen cause your girl promised that she would sleep with me”
“My girl sleep with you, nah mean, you got it all wrong
She did it cause you look like a girl and lesbians turn me on”
15) NoCanDo Vs. Buddah Thai
“You gon’ beat me? Nigga please!
This the lost member of the Black Eyed Peas
“..and yeah I’m from the Black Eyed Peas
but what this fat guy needs are real raps like these!”
Good Battles man. Do you have any of Swan that arn’t from scribble Jam? Just cuz I’ve seen all of them, and I wasn’t sure if there was any other ones?
There are a few on YouTube that aren’t Scribble (Vs. Deuce Leader @ MidWest Battle For Supremacy). He also battled in the Rap Olympics which was shown on MTV. He was also on MTV’s 2nd battle where he beat Bias, Blind Fury and then lost to Wrekonize in the finals. Swann Vs. Bias can be found here . – Syk
Tight list, ggod work
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the top 15 best american/canadian freestyle battle rebuttles.
I don’t know enough about your stage battle scene to include your best rebuttals. Sorry pal. Feel free to make your own video. I’ll watch it. – Syk
Wow man, appreciated!
real nice footage
lol at Mac Lethal only rapping for like 14 seconds in the first round. Dope battle. 2002, so Mac won that battle?
The Saurus’ 12 inch rebuttal against Subverse should be here.